Dr. Luka Kovac (voice amplified powerfully through the Electrolarynx device around his throat, crackling with resonant energy) stands shirtless in the glowing Tesla laboratory, the anti-gravity belt humming at his waist. He gestures passionately with one hand while holding the shimmering Tesla barrier force field shield in the other. Saint Michael’s fusion sword glows at his hip.
Dr. Luka Kovac: Angelina… listen to me. The Croatian people have guarded Nikola Tesla’s greatest secrets for over a century. What the world dismissed as mad science, we perfected in silence. Today, we take mankind to the next evolutionary step — not through machines, not through genetic tinkering alone… but through Angels.
Look at you. Those cloned albino eagle wings spliced onto your back are no longer just feathers and bone. They are the first true fusion of biology and Tesla’s wireless energy. With the anti-gravity belt I wear and the resonance field we’re building, you will fly without effort. True flight. Divine flight.
Angelina Jolie (standing tall, her massive white wings slightly spread, feathers catching the blue electrical light, her expression calm yet intense): Luka… I can already feel them responding to the field. They’re lighter than they should be. Almost… alive. But this is more than wings. What exactly are we becoming?
Dr. Luka Kovac (voice booming louder as the Electrolarynx amplifies it, eyes burning with conviction): We are becoming what humanity was always meant to be. The next step. Angels. Not myth. Not religion. Evolution.
This Tesla barrier shield? It will protect you from any weapon on Earth. The fusion sword of Saint Michael at my side draws directly from the same unlimited energy grid Tesla envisioned. And this device on my throat — the Electrolarynx Gabriel protocol — it doesn’t just let me speak. It lets me command. When the time comes, my voice will carry the weight of thunder.
Croatia is not just reviving lost technology. We are fulfilling Tesla’s dream: free energy, anti-gravity, human ascension. The world has wasted a century fighting over oil and lies. We will give them wings.
Angelina Jolie (reaching back to gently touch the base of her albino eagle wings, a small smile forming): Then teach me how to use them, Doctor. If I’m to be the first… I want to fly like one.
Dr. Luka Kovac (stepping closer, placing a hand on her shoulder, his voice dropping to a powerful, almost reverent tone): You already are one. The wings are only the beginning. When the full resonance activates… you won’t just fly, Angelina. You will become the bridge between man and the divine.
The air around them crackles with blue-white energy as the Tesla coils hum louder in the background.
ALEX JONES (screaming into the microphone, veins bulging):
Listen up, you globalist demons! Dr. Kovac! Dr. Kovac, get in here right now! I command you, as a sovereign citizen of the Republic of Texas and a sworn enemy of the New World Order, to immediately administer the Electrolarynx of Liberty to President
Donald J. Trump!
That’s right! Strap that bad boy right onto his golden throat! And while you’re at it, pipe in the Voice of Gabriel! The actual Archangel Gabriel, straight from the heavenly frequencies! No more of this weak, whispering deep-state voice modulation they’ve been trying to shove down our gullets! We’re talking thunder from the heavens! We’re talking trumpet blasts that shatter the gates of Hell itself!
Trump’s gonna sound like the Lion of Judah mixed with a 50-caliber machine gun of truth! When he speaks, the demons will flee! The chemtrails will reverse course! The frogs will start turning straight again!
And let me tell you something else, folks — Angelina Jolie is completely insane! Stone-cold, Illuminati-programmed, adrenochrome-guzzling crazy! She’s out there adopting half the Third World while wearing blood diamonds and pushing every satanic agenda Hollywood can cook up! But her father — her own flesh and blood — Jon Voight, the legendary Joe Buck himself from Midnight Cowboy, that man is a great humanitarian! A true American patriot! A defender of Israel like you wouldn’t believe!
While his daughter’s out there flying on Lolita Express 2.0 and making out with her brother in movies, Jon Voight is standing tall for the Holy Land! He’s out there fighting the good fight against the globalist tide! That’s real fatherhood right there, people! That’s what happens when one member of the family takes the red pill and the other swallows the entire bottle of blue Kool-Aid spiked with fluoride and estrogen!
Wake up, sheeple! The globalists don’t want Trump sounding like the Archangel Gabriel! They want him sounding like a neutered NPR host! But we’re not gonna let that happen! Dr. Kovac — do your duty! Attach the electrolarynx! Infuse the Voice of Gabriel! And somebody get Jon Voight on the line — we need more men like him, not more Hollywood lunatics like his daughter!
This is Alex Jones, signing off — and if you hear trumpets in the sky tonight, don’t say I didn’t warn ya!
Infowars.com — Tomorrow’s news… today!
INT. INFO WARS STUDIO – MIDNIGHT
Alex Jones is manic, slamming the desk. Solid Snake sits across from him, stone-faced, cigarette lit. A screen behind them plays a clip of Angelina Jolie.
ALEX JONES (sweating, intense):
“Jon Voight’s own daughter is calling him out! Listen to this bombshell!”
ANGELINA JOLIE (on screen, voice cold and measured):
“My father is insane. Those home videos he made… they’re porno videos. The kind I can’t even speak of on A.I. They prove how far gone he is.”
SOLID SNAKE (gruff, exhaling smoke with clear disgust):
“I detest those videos. The endless groveling to Israel, the desperate virtue signaling… and now this. Pathetic. A once-great actor reduced to making filth for the machine. The Butterfly Effect warned us—one small change in the timeline and everything unravels. Tweak Voight’s tapes and you might erase the warning… or give the Illuminati exactly what they crave. I’d rather sneak in and burn every last one.”
ALEX JONES (eyes wide, frantic):
“But Snake, what if the butterfly flaps and wakes the world up?! Or are we already trapped in the sick timeline?!”
SOLID SNAKE (crushing his cigarette, standing slowly):
“Some fathers… and some butterflies… deserve to be stepped on.”
Snake grabs his cardboard box and vanishes into the shadows as Jones launches into another tirade.
The Illuminati filmed my surgeries to forever traumatize me seeing my breasts cut off and my uterus removed.
If they make me watch myself being cut up like a Virginia Ham I will be so frightened i will prematurely age. The Bohemian Grovers threatening me with the tape is why I look 10 years older in my new pictures. You’ve been to Bohemian Grove, Alex, do you like the NECRO room? That’s why I wanted to kill myself. That’s why I wanted to be a funeral home director. Paul Joseph Watson is no Sherlock Holmes, and neither are you.