Union of the Snake

THE UNION OF THE SNAKE

Written by Angelina Jolie & Joseph C. Jukic

CAST

  • Joseph C. Jukic as Solid Snake
  • Angelina Jolie as The Boss

ACT I – THE RETURN

EXT. NEW YORK CITY – 2033 – NIGHT
A cold rain falls. The neon glow of corporate towers flickers across streets littered with tents, protestors, and forgotten veterans.

NARRATOR (V.O.)
The war in Iran ended, but for the soldiers, the war never ends.

Snake (hooded, bearded, eyes tired) walks through the crowd. A group of Flower Power cultists chant:
“Love not war, Snake! You’re a killer! Die with your lies!”
One spits on him.

Snake doesn’t react. He walks past a veteran slumped dead in the gutter. His jaw clenches.

INT. SAFEHOUSE – NIGHT
Snake sits alone, loading an old revolver. A knock. The door creaks. The Boss enters, older, still sharp-eyed, wearing a white coat that looks halfway between military and shamanic.

THE BOSS
You came home, Snake. But America doesn’t have a home for you anymore.

SNAKE
Home’s just another battlefield.

THE BOSS (softly)
Then let’s give them something worth fighting for.


ACT II – THE UNION

INT. UNITED NATIONS UNDERGROUND BUNKER – 2033 – DAY
The world’s nuclear powers have gathered. Russia, China, America, Europe, India. The room is a powder keg.

Snake leans in the shadows, scarred and grim. The Boss stands at the podium.

THE BOSS
We built enough bombs to burn the Earth a thousand times. Yet our children can’t breathe clean air. What if we turn those bombs into something new?

The hall erupts with laughter and rage.

SNAKE (growling from the corner)
You either launch warheads at each other… or launch yourselves to the stars. Your choice.

Silence falls. The suggestion lingers: dismantle nukes, use the parts for space propulsion, shielding, reactors.

MONTAGE:
– Missiles dismantled.
– Warheads cracked open, uranium and plutonium repurposed for deep-space drives.
– Nations shaking hands over crates of dismantled weapons.
– Workers forging plowshares and spaceship parts side by side.


ACT III – THE VISION

EXT. LAUNCH SITE – 2034 – DUSK
The great ship rises: UNITY ONE, a vessel forged from the weapons of every nation.

Snake and The Boss stand on a cliff, watching.

SNAKE
Never thought I’d see the day when swords really turned into plowshares.

THE BOSS
This is just the beginning. Alpha Centauri is out there. A new frontier.

SNAKE
(half-smiling)
Guess I’m not retiring yet.

THE BOSS
You never were the retiring type.

They watch as the engines ignite. A roar shakes the Earth. The ship climbs into the clouds.

NARRATOR (V.O.)
In 2033, humanity finally pointed its weapons away from each other… and toward the stars.


FADE OUT.
TITLE CARD: “The Union of the Snake”

Environmental Disaster

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Ecocide is the extensive damage, destruction, or loss of ecosystems and natural resources due to human activities. It is considered a severe form of environmental degradation and can have long-lasting and far-reaching consequences for both the environment and human populations. Examples of ecocide include deforestation, oil spills, and pollution of waterways. Some activists and legal experts have called for the recognition of ecocide as a crime under international law.

Leonardo DiCaprio has been involved with the United Nations for several years, particularly in the realm of environmental conservation and climate change. In 2016, he was designated as a UN Messenger of Peace with a focus on climate change issues. DiCaprio has also spoken at various UN events, including the UN Climate Summit and the signing of the Paris Agreement. He has used his platform as a celebrity to raise awareness about the importance of protecting the environment and taking action to address climate change.

Solid Snake:
You know what scares me more than nukes, Angie? Landfills. Mountains of stuff built to die young. Phones with glued-in batteries. Toasters engineered to fail right after the warranty. Warfare by design.

Angelina Jolie:
Planned obsolescence. It’s quiet violence. No explosions—just a slow choke. Oceans filled with plastic ghosts of convenience. Children growing up next to dumps instead of parks.

Solid Snake:
The Patriots used to control information. Now corporations control lifespans—of products, not people. Short life cycles keep the machine fed. Buy. Break. Replace. Repeat.

Angelina Jolie:
And the planet pays the interest. We extract, manufacture, discard… but there’s no “away.” Every broken gadget still exists somewhere, leaching into soil, water, bodies.

Solid Snake:
Battlefields used to be places. Now they’re systems. A phone designed not to be repaired is a landmine for the future. You can’t disarm what you can’t open.

Angelina Jolie:
That’s why repair matters. Right-to-repair laws, durable design, reuse. Dignity in longevity. If something is made with care, it teaches care.

Solid Snake:
Funny thing—soldiers maintain their gear because their lives depend on it. Civilians are taught the opposite: don’t fix, upgrade. As if newness equals progress.

Angelina Jolie:
Real progress is restraint. Making fewer things, better things. Designing for second and third lives. A child shouldn’t inherit a toxic legacy because a charger was cheaper to toss than fix.

Solid Snake:
Space is running out. Not outer space—landfills, oceans, time. You can’t outrun consequences. They always catch up.

Angelina Jolie:
Then let’s change the mission. From endless consumption to stewardship. From disposable culture to durable hope.

Solid Snake (nods):
Mission accepted. The hardest battles are the ones you fight every day—at the checkout line, at the design table, in the choices we make when nobody’s watching.

Angelina Jolie:
And the quiet victories? When something lasts. When repair beats replacement. When the planet gets to breathe.

(They look out at a city skyline—lights humming, trash trucks rolling, a fragile world still worth saving.)

Rebuilding the UN

[A quiet UN courtyard at dusk. Flags ripple. Solid Snake leans against a stone balustrade. Angelina Jolie approaches.]

Solid Snake:
Any friend of Nelly Furtado’s is a friend of mine. That’s just how it works.

Angelina Jolie:
(smiles, a little tired)
I don’t have many friends, Snake. But I seem to collect enemies. Especially in the American patriot crowd. Alex Jones, for one.

Solid Snake:
Jones thrives on noise. Peace needs signal.
(pauses, looks up at the flags)
The UN? That’s an American wonder of the world—built by allies, powered by ideals, paid for in sacrifice. If he really wants peace, he should embrace it.

Angelina Jolie:
You’re saying patriotism doesn’t mean shouting at the world?

Solid Snake:
It means protecting it. Diplomacy is a battlefield too—just fewer body bags.
(smiles faintly)
And a lot more patience.

Angelina Jolie:
I can live with that. Fewer enemies. More bridges.

Solid Snake:
That’s the mission. Always has been.

[They stand in silence as the flags settle, the city humming beyond the walls.]