1) A situation in which a desired outcome or solution is impossible to attain because of a set of inherently illogical rules or conditions.
2) A contradictory or self-defeating course of action.
3) Novel by Joseph Heller.
“You’re wasting your time,” Doc Daneeka was forced to tell him.
“Can’t you ground someone’s who’s crazy?”
“Oh sure, I have to. There’s a rule saying I have to ground anyone who’s crazy.”
“Then why don’t you ground me. Ask Clevinger.”
“Clevinger? Where is Clevinger? You find Clevinger and I’ll ask him.”
“Then ask any of the others. They’ll tell you how crazy I am.”
“They’re crazy.”
“Then why don’t you ground them?”
“Why don’t they ask me to ground them?”
“Because they’re crazy, that’s why.”
“Of course they’re crazy,” Doc Daneeka replied. “I just told you they’re crazy didn’t I? And you can’t let crazy people decide whether you’re crazy or not can you?”
Yossarian looked at him soberly and tried another approach. “Is Orr crazy?”
“He sure is,” Doc Daneeka said.
“Can you ground him?”
“I sure can but first he has to ask me to. That’s part of the rule.”
“Then why doesn’t he ask you to?”
“Because he’s crazy,” Doc Daneeka said. “He has to be crazy to keep flying combat missions after all the close calls he’s had. Sure I can ground Orr. But first he has to ask me to.”
“That’s all he has to do to be grounded?”
“That’s all. Let him ask me.”
“And then you can ground him?” Yossarian asked.
“No, then I can’t ground him.”
“You mean there’s a catch?”
“Sure there is a catch,” Doc Daneeka replied. “Catch-22. Anyone who wants to get out of combat duty isn’t really crazy.”
There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, that specified that a concern for one’s own safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind. Orr was crazy and could be grounded. All he had to do was ask; and as soon as he did, he would no longer be crazy and would have to fly more missions. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn’t, but if he was sane, he had to fly them. Yossarian was moved very deeply by the absolute simplicity of the clause of Catch-22 and let out a respectful whistle.
“That’s some catch, that Catch-22,” he observed.
“It’s the best there is,” Doc Daneeka replied.
CONCLUSION
Refusing medical help is “Crazy”. Taking quack cures is also “Crazy”. But the Space force has MED BEDS like Starcraft 2 medivac. Maybe there is such a thing as “Heroic Allopathic Medicine if these MED BEDS exist.
here little alex:
JON VOIGHT explaining how a capitalist war machine works….seems a little crazy selling the parachutes but it makes the army money $$$ that almighty pyramid scheme dollar
Look at this: General Dynamics–$9609 for an allen wrench that cost 30 … required by the Air Force for a wrench as simple as a screwdriver that …
According to Bloomberg’s Anthony Carpaccio, the Department of Defense made $35 trillion in “accounting adjustments” in 2019, easily surpassing the $30.7 trillion in such adjustments recorded in 2018.
KLEPTOCRACIES = GOVERNMENTS OF THIEVERY
Gave this comic to old Croat GF…corruption, terror and mayhem after 911
The Punisher’s dramatic bid to expose U.S. government procurement corruption causes a corrupt general to declare total war on the Punisher!
https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Punisher_Vol_2_27
Appearing in “Your Tax Dollar$ at Work”
10 thousand dollar allen wrench…Spent the rest on hookers and blow…you’re tax dollar$ at work