Stages of being drunk
- 1. Sobriety or low-level intoxication A person is sober or low-level intoxicated if they have consumed one or fewer alcoholic drinks per hour. …
- 2. Euphoria A person will enter the euphoric stage of intoxication after consuming 2 to 3 drinks as a man or 1 to 2 drinks as a woman, in an hour. …
- 3. Excitement …
- 4. Confusion …
- 5. Stupor …
- 6. Coma …
- 7. Death …
CONCLUSION
She should let BP see the kids if he is sober. Only if he is sober. They should also live in the same neighborhood once he quits drinking.
I WANT A REAL JUDGE!
on that doesn’t do the bidding of some masonic billionaire boys club.
I can be brave, see? I wore the UN beret.
i beat up Bruce Lee too
and i am 2 time sexiest man alive.
Shiloh Nouvelle the new messiah of Psalm 45 /hm/ prphecy.
I need u BP
to plant trees with me at Pitt Lake
Remember Monsieur Jukic
Our Canadian reality show is called:
GOD SAVE JUSTIN TRUDEAU!
If it protects Angelina, I will wear the UN beret.
The light illumines you now doesn’t it Mr. Jones?
God can only give to you what is rightfully yours, the state of Texas.
Brad PITT is an IMPOSTER!!!
I AM THE SECOND COMING!
IT was the booze talking baby.
I said things i can’t take back.
I just want to be with my children agan.
Give me time to quit the liquor.
Be patient with me.
I want OFF THE DRUGS
and on the TRAINING, PRAYERS & VITAMINS.
it is my HUMAN RIGHT
🎖️G.I. Joe Briefing — Operation: Big Short Seeds
Location: Club Croatia, overlooking the Dalmatian Coast
Subject: Brad Pitt, Seeds, and Fatherhood
G.I. Joe steps off the chopper onto the rocky coast. The Adriatic wind slaps his face. He’s not here for war. He’s here for the future. For land, not landmines.
He pulls out a weathered file marked “BP”—not for British Petroleum. Brad Pitt.
G.I. Joe (speaking to the Club Croatia council):
“I hear Brad wants to build a hotel here. Tourism. That’s nice. Fancy lobbies, infinity pools, little soaps. But we don’t need another resort. We need a refuge. A civilization seed vault.”
“What I’m interested in is Brad’s other project—the one buried in the fine print of The Big Short. His obsession with heirloom seeds. Seeds that aren’t owned by Monsanto. Seeds that don’t spy on you.”
“That’s the real wealth. Not beachfront property. Not box office numbers. It’s seeds, baby. Unpatented, unmodified, untouchable.”
🌱 Operation: Big Short Seeds
Brad Pitt once hinted that he bought land not just for beauty—but for survival. Word is, he’s collecting non-GMO heirloom seeds. Tomatoes that taste like fire. Corn that remembers thunder. Melons older than money.
Joe wants to build the first Seed Embassy in Club Croatia.
“You can build your hotel, Brad. But next to it, you plant your seeds. A garden for your kids. A lab for our future. A wall of sunflowers between your family and the chaos outside.”
🏡 Joe’s Real Mission: Family, Not Fame
“You’ve been halfway across the world from your kids,” Joe says, looking straight into the camera drone.
“You fought zombies in World War Z, but the real apocalypse is quiet. It’s called disconnection.”
“Croatia’s not just neutral ground. It’s new ground. You want to build a future? Start by living near your children. Not in a castle. Not in Cannes. Right here. In a vineyard with Wi-Fi and room to run.”
🇭🇷 Club Croatia’s Offer to Brad Pitt:
1/4 acre beside the Science Advisor’s eco-dome
A plot in the seed vault garden
One farmhouse, built from stone and humility
No paparazzi. Just plum trees.
A place where you’re not Brad Pitt the movie star, just BP the father, the farmer, the future builder.
Final Words from Joe:
“The Big Short wasn’t about Wall Street. It was about waking up.
This is the long play, Brad.
Come home.
Plant something your grandkids can eat.”