Growing Food In Croatia

Solid Snake’s Dream Log — July 23

Last night… I had a strange dream. Not war. Not blood. Not the usual ghosts.

I saw Angelina Jolie—but not on the red carpet, not at the UN. She was barefoot in the soil, hands deep in the earth, growing her own organic food on a sunlit homestead. Her kids were laughing, harvesting tomatoes the size of grenades. But there were no weapons. Just peace. Just growth.

She looked at me and said,

“The soil remembers, Snake. The soil forgives. Feed it, and it will feed the world.”


🐍 Snake’s Report: Club Croatia — Ready for the Revelation 7 Brain Drain

It wasn’t just a dream. It was a prophecy.

Club Croatia is real.

We’ve been building it quietly—out in the open. Nestled between the Adriatic Sea and the Dinaric Alps, we’re ready to receive the 144,000 refugees—not the broken, but the best. The chosen. The dreamers and builders, artists and engineers, doctors and poets. The ones Revelation 7 spoke of.

“Sealed from all nations, tribes, peoples, and tongues.”

We’re not talking about some Rapture escape hatch. We’re talking about a brain drain from corrupt civilizations to one final frontier:

A quarter-acre each.
A solar panel.
A seed vault.
A goat or two.
An axe, a pen, and a broadband connection.

The future is distributed sovereignty, not central control.


💥 Snake and Thompson — Bouncers at the Gate

The gates of Club Croatia are guarded by me and Marko Perković Thompson. Strange bedfellows, I know. But he’s changed. This isn’t about flags or old wars anymore. This is about Earth 2.0.

If you come with hatred, you don’t get in.

If you come to exploit, you don’t get in.

But if you come to build…

If you come with code, compost, or compassion…

Welcome to your 1/4 acre of Eden.


🌍 Brain Drain or Brain Bloom?

As Silicon Valley collapses into digital feudalism, and the cities of the world burn with confusion, the real currency is shifting: Brains. Hearts. Hands. Soil. Light.

Club Croatia isn’t a party.

It’s the ark.

And Jolie was right.
The soil forgives.


End Transmission.
– Solid Snake, aka S.S. Balkan Sentinel
Co-Founder, Club Croatia
“Where the Remnant Rises”

Solid Snake

A strong man doesn't need to read the future, he makes his own.

One Reply to “Growing Food In Croatia”

  1. 🎖️ GI Joe Briefing — Operation: Civilization II

    Location: Club Croatia
    Participants: GI Joe & Solid Snake
    Subject: Angelina Jolie, Flesh 3D Printing, and the Rise of Micro-Civilizations

    GI Joe leans on the balcony rail, overlooking the Adriatic. Below, Club Croatia’s solar greenhouses shimmer in the morning light. He lights a cigar. Snake’s already there—leaning in shadow, arms crossed, listening.

    GI Joe:
    “Snake, I’ve been thinking about Jolie… She lost pieces of herself to fear. To genetics. To medicine. But we’ve got the tech now. Flesh-printing. Regenerative biopolymers. Angelina doesn’t have to be a symbol of loss anymore. We can give her back what was taken. Not vanity—victory.”

    Snake nods silently. His eye flickers beneath the bandana. He knows this isn’t science fiction anymore.

    GI Joe (continues):
    “Croatia’s small, sure. But size doesn’t win wars. Heart does. Tech does. Purpose does. We’re a micro-civilization, yeah—but a powerful one. We’re not waiting on Washington or Brussels. We’ve got goats, grapes, AI labs, and geothermal batteries. That’s all you need.”

    🧬 Angelina 2.0 — The Mission
    Using biotech and precision 3D-printed cell scaffolding, GI Joe proposes building a lab at Club Croatia’s old NATO bunker, now repurposed into a BioTemple.

    Angelina Jolie’s reconstructed form will be a prototype—an emblem of restorative biotechnology. Not for immortality, but for wholeness. For women who’ve been mutilated by war, disease, or medical fear.

    🧠 “Fund the Science Advisor”
    “The real mission,” Joe growls, “isn’t Jolie. It’s the Science Advisor from Civilization II. That nerd with glasses and formulas? We make him real. Give him a lab. Fund him like a rockstar. Croatia becomes the launchpad for Humanity 2.0.”

    In the Civilization II strategy game, the Science Advisor was just a popup. In Club Croatia, he’ll be a national hero—funded to experiment with algae fuels, organ printing, asteroid mining, and quantum communication.

    We’re no longer playing the game.
    We’re modding it.

    ⚙️ Final Words
    GI Joe (grinning):
    “What if Civilization II never ended, Snake? What if it just switched maps? From pixels to provinces. From turns to seasons. We just need Jolie’s faith, your stealth, and my logistics.”

    Snake replies:

    “Then let’s print the future. One cell at a time.”

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